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Ask our Psychic
Michael Cohen
www.oneworldpsychics.com
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19 may 2009
I need your help. I am a thirty five year old lady and my star sign is Pisces. The man I thought I would spend the rest of my life with has just told me he is having an affair: I am crushed.
Will he leave the other woman, who is ten years older than me and eight years older than him and return to me only?
Jenny
I see someone far more special coming in to your life who will soon make you feel so alive and wonderful you will forget this two-timer.
Mike |
All News Web's 2009 psychic predictions revealed.
Commentary by our psychic Michael Cohen:
'Although most people in the West will be living lives immeasurably better than their forebears few will truly appreciate this allowing politicians, religious leaders and activists that play on peoples often irrational fears to seize the opportunity to claw back hard-won freedoms and progress, all for the rather sinister sake of propping up and restoring old power structures and with no concern for the benefit of the vast majority of people.
These forces, acting solely in their own interests and with a goal of taking away as much power from the majority of people as possible will make use of slogans such as 'a return to family values', 'faith based morality', 'protecting the children', they will feign concern over 'the breakdown of societal values' all for the real purpose of enslavement of the human race.
Generally this century will experience nowhere near the change of the 20th century and this will sap the creativity and dynamism of society as the world falls back into a pattern of monotony. A profound nihilism is creeping into western civilization and this too will feed into the popularity of old-time mainstream religions that basically offer nothing new and are unlikely to be agents of any positive change. Mediocrity and banality are set to flourish in this vacuum like no time in recent history.
Post-modern hopelessness will plague the young who no longer feel inspired by any of the movements that might have once inspired them, only those attracted to religion and nationalism will be energised: the coming decades will be their era. they will get their chance to restore the world 'to its rightful order' and do away with any attempt at making the majority of people happy. For this is the thing they hate the most.
The election of Barack Obama is the words greatest chance to avoid this scenario and the question is: Will Obama seize this opportunity and stem this tidal wave of reactionary and dangerous conservatism. The odds are not good as the knives are out and those fearful regarding the impact of positive change on their position and standing will be waiting for any opportunity to strike.
At some point in the future the human race will become aware and angry over this stagnancy and the resultant drop in living standards and finally revolt against the enemies of change, and at this point a cataclysmic rethinking of our place in the universe and our abilities to travel throughout the universe and through other dimensions will move humanity foward, however this is centuries away and in the meantime human society is merely set to remain stagnant or even go backwards with only minor qualitative technological and medicinal improvements occurring.
One word to describe 2009: Grim
First natural disaster of the year: A tsunami in Asia, or perhaps an earthquake possibly in Malaysia.
Which celebrities will die next year: Bill Cosby and Robbie Williams should look after themselves. I am sensing possible heart problems. Nicole Kidman Should also be careful next year. Eminem will suffer a serious health scare as will Woody Allen.
Who will win an Oscar for best actress: Kate Winslet for Revolutionary Road.
World economy: Grim, really grim, property prices will fall further in capital cities around the world from Australia to the UK, bank debt right-offs will increase and the world economies will slow down led by the US and a huge economic slump in China. Countries like Ireland will come close to going bust, Iceland style. South Korea will suffer a massive economic slowdown that will turn into an outright depression leading to unrest. The recession will widen and we will be very far from the light at the end of the tunnel by December 2009. Europe will continue in it's downward economic slide resulting in a fair amount of social unrest.
War: The Israel-Palestine conflict will simmer on and there will be a flashpoint there around mid 2009, I predict a serious terrorist attack in the UK and other lesser terrorist attacks within continental Europe. The USA will remain in Iraq and Afghanistan with things becoming messier.
Political: Barack Obama's first problem will be his inability or unwillingness to get US troops out of Iraq and the Middle East, many who voted for him will feel dissappointed by much of his foreign policy. He will also struggle to revive a very sick US economy and be plagued by a scandal involving his wife, Michelle. China will see massive political protests at the close of 2009. Sarah Palin's political ambitions will go up in smoke by mid-2009 thanks to an embarrassing leak and subsequent admission regarding her past. Europe will start moving back to the left as a result of the financial crisis and its fallout, however this will eventually give way to a massive veer to the right back to nationalism and profound anti-EU sentiment. A massive political scandal will rock America involving a previous President.
Royals: Prince William will become engaged to Kate Middleton. Another royal will be credited with an act of bravery and yet another will be involved in an accident at sea.
UFO's: There will be interesting UFO sightings in Iran, Russia and a big one in Brazil, there will also be a significant UFO sighting from a commercial airplane involving multiple witnesses. Disclosure by governments of any knowledge of life on other planets or alien visitation to this one will be no closer by the end of 2009.
Celebrities and Showbiz: Amy Winehouse will make a big comeback and recovery sometime in late 2009, Bruce Springsteen might enter politics, Madonna will become engaged late 2009. Paris Hilton will be involved in problems with the law.
Religion: The Catholic Church will grow in strength as will Islam, both beneficiaries of the economic slowdown. The Anglican Church will continue its slide towards eventual irrelevance. Buddhism will grow, while Judaism will continue its population decline. The evangelical faiths in the US will grow. A number of purported faith-based miracles will help some of these denominations. A supposed miracle will occur in South America that will boost Catholicism.
Society: The US will continue experiencing an increase in the occurrence of dramatic multiple victim shootings, the abortion issue will increase in terms of social significance.
Technology: A major breakthrough to aid fast typing allow gadgets to get smaller, it will not involve voice recognition. The Qwerty typing system will begin it's fade into oblivion.
In a nutshell we are in for an interesting 2009. These predictions will be added to in the next few days.
Michael Cohen. |
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